Circus Among the Circuitry

"Besides that Liv, weren't you the one who pointed out to your Beau something like "Responsibility is yours weather you want it or not." I seem to recall something like that." Then as an after thought "and lions are more fun then tigers to herd" at the look i get from kaija "Hey my whole strange life wasn't bad. just a lot of it"

"What is this, Pick on Liv Day?" I grouse, "lay off you guys, at least till we're out of the tech area. I don't want to break something."

holding my hand over my heart with my bad against my stomach i lift my other hand finger pointed upwards " I have not yet Begun," pause for dramatic effect "To pick on Liv" I hold my best serious face for as long as i can, which isn't long, before bursting out laughing.

I can't help but grin. "Hush you old fart, or I'll push you in the traffic."

"Careful whippersnapper, or I will replace all your cloths with victorian royal garb" I reply with a smirk "After i am a ghost to haunt you and the storyteller"

"You that desperate to undress a woman these days? Tut tut, for shame." I say in my most sanctimonious voice.

i look down to the ground a thoughtfull expression on my face i whisper "menace to the.." i look up "hey! im not a menace!".

"I seem to recall you being the one who invited Me, Ignacy and Dejhuty to bed one night Songstress." Smirking again "I said you were never living that down"

I burst out laughing. "You are evil, you know that, right?"

I immediately turn a deep red at the thought of Liv and three other people in a bed.

I glance at Kiou, and can't help laughing. "Kiou, he wasn't serious! Seriously, what you're picturing did NOT happen."

"No," I say suddenly somber for a moment "I was evil" then seeming to shake it off "now i am just mischievous, and have a good memory" Grinning again and seeing Koi's blush "she didn't actually invite us, it was a matter of not thinking before she spoke telling us to go to bed"

My blush just continues to deepen. "Three men.. That is... Oh my..."

" I may take great compassion on desperate cases and hopeless people, but not quite that much compassion." I add, winking at Kiou, who turns even deeper red.

"Hey, I seem to recall being the one to help YOU hide originally Liv" I say in Mock offense, then I lean over to Liv and Sori "we need to keep her away from the internet, I may not be able to read english but even i know what those pictures mean"

"Oh I don't know..." I grin mischievously. "It is a great education... I mean that was how I figured out most of what I knew about men when I first arrived in their world...granted I shorted out the computer when I saw 4chan."

"I am not touching that one with a 4 meter pole Liv" I shake my head "Besides it would be more fun to pick on you about that stuff with Dejhuty here"

For a moment, I cock my head. What does he...then it hits me. I groan "I mean mankind, you ass, as in the species! Not men as in males!"

I grin and waggle my eyebrows to be a smartass "hey now, why do they have to be mutually exclusive there?"

i say loudly "i shared a bed with three men once needless to say i was drunk and they didnt really look like men also i was walking with a limp the next day".

"Not fair picking on that! English isn't my first language! Bad form!" I cry in mock affront, laughing all the while. Sori's words freeze my amusement. I shoot her a look. "Eeew. Did not need to know that."

"that explains you hitting on the transvestites." I say to sori. Then to Liv "It isn't my first language either so it is perfectly fair Liv" I smirk again, "or my second or third for that matter"

i shrug "its mostly just bad luck".

"You must have pissed somebody off to get luck that bad." I tease. "Or your fairy godmother was a bungler."

i think hard about it "i think its like divine retribution or something because ever since i was turned into this superhuman thing ive had like extremely bad luck in certain areas"